budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via covocal)

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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jakemalik:

everyone stop fighting

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just stop it

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leave it to the cute little puppies

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(Source: hi, via tr4nscnd)

breakinq:

vertical/personal
wayfaringchild:

deduction-to-seduction:

thatlowvice:

This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.

Jawn come back and play 

NO BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE END AND SMACKS INTO THE WALL AND SHAKES ITS HEAD A BIT AND THEN THE OTHERS ALL PILE UP IN A LITTLE OTTER BUNDLE I CAN’T

sherrocked:

awesomeness2471998:

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

'Murica

Actually my father is Palestinian.

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